Ok here's how this will work:
I'll post the first line, and then another member will post another line, and another member another line, and so on. Make it relevant to the members and events on the boards, but feel free to exaggerate and all that stuff. I didn't reread the rules before creating this so if it's a violation then whatever, but here's the first line:

(Please limit each member to one post per day)

He finally finished his soda.

And decided to create TS.

And quickly came upon a site called topic style. His trolling ways were just beginning to curb themselves. It all started with one post involving a room and a fantasy. Thus village enterted.

and Monaco doesnt want his friendship

but then he went shopping on daddy's credit card and bought an expensive, yet fugly, sweater...

Which caused his mother to spank him ( ) and kick him out of her basement.

Which caused swassmike to spank the mother, but in a good way.

So the mother ran to her husband, saying that swassmike was more of a man than he will ever be.

9 months later, baby Ruehasa is born.

He goes through middle school being humiliated for his stupidity, and often is insulted for being named "Bardia"

But as high school begins, bardia becomes suddenly popular, esp. with the ladies.

Oddly enough, Bardia is not attracted to the ladies and opts to date a guy that wears Gilly instead.

who happens to be visual merch.

Visual Merch and Ruehasa get married and build a house secretly on the Home Office Campus out of recycled gift boxes and last season's leather goods.

And adopt two Chinese daughters and send them to boarding school.

And by 'boarding school' they mean sweatshops that really aren't, or at least they don't look like it to all the stupid uneducated folk but they obviously are even if it is in line with the cost of living and quality of life.

At those sweatshops they learn how to counterfeit anf merchandise.

They then try to sell those items on TopicStyle where people are starting to realize this topic sucks

And then they get banned.

They subsequently come back under a different name which this veteran member can recall from AFLBO; using his long-term memory skills he realizes who it is immediately.